London's Olympic Opener Promises to be More Fucked Up than China's

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WHAT BARS WILL BE SHOWING THIS? I, LIKE ALL MODERN PEOPLE, DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO WATCH LIVE TELEVISION.
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Just go to a bar, and ask them to put it on. I've never been in a bar where they refuse to change the channel.
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CAN WE PLEASE HECKLEVISION THIS?
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I need to see this. NEED.