TOTAL RECALL Barely pictured: THE HIDEOUS MARTIAN MUTANT HIDING BEHIND HER
  • TOTAL RECALL Barely pictured: THE HIDEOUS MARTIAN MUTANT HIDING BEHIND HER

"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
Sergei Bondarchuk's 1965 cinematic adaptation of Leo Tolstoy's War and Peace

There has been some question, you might remember, about whether or not a chick with three boobs would appear in the new Total Recall movie. I just saw the film in question, and while I am sworn to secrecy about most of it, I have decided it would be morally wrong for me to keep my silence about whether or not a chick with three boobs appears in it.

The answer is after the jump. Think long and hard about the decision you are about to make.

Yes. For like .03 seconds.

Other details about the film, should you care, which of course you do, will be included in my sure-to-be-brilliant review of Total Recall, out later this week.