Steve just barged up to my desk and was all "SO FINALLY THERE'S SOMETHING NERDY THAT'S ACTUALLY WORTH POSTING AND YOU HAVEN'T POSTED IT YET? YOU'RE FIRED." So here's this, I guess.
(What's that? Wasting your life on the internet has withered your attention span to the point where you can't even make it through a three-minute video? Fine. Here are the best seconds: 0:36, 0:46, 1:50, 1:58, and 2:17-2:24.)