Please Portlanders, take a shower. I work with the public and I have to say a large number of you need to clean up. You just plain stink.
And if you'd like to read much more detail about how you stink, take a shower, and then click here. Has someone offended any of your five senses? By all means, scream to the world about it in the I, Anonymous Blo... wait. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE A SHOWER!!