"African Mayonnaise":

It's art, dudes.

Washington High School, 13th & Stark. 10:30 pm, $7

Tonight and tomorrow are also your last chances to see The People—Portland, a large-scale spectacle based on the Oresteia, snippets of which last night prompted me to loudly make the intellectually dubious argument that "updating" classic theater is a bullshit waste of time. (That is what happens when you give gin to a theater critic.) Our reviewer actually saw the whole show, and he didn't love it either.