The American Made Awards

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What's "doing do"?
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Never have I wanted a bowl of vanilla ice cream with caramel and pecans and whipped cream more than I do right now. Or maybe pizza. Crap.

Either way, somebody owes me ice cream.
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Um... "It's so surprise there's are Portlanders in the mix." The English language is crying out in pain.
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Tiny typos fixed. Fuckin'-a, sorry.
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"Say what you will about boner-killing homemade Christmas decorations"

Wait, are homemade Christmas decorations SUPPOSED to give/sustain boners?
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You can read more on the subject on my boner-killing-or-sustaining homemade Christmas decorations blog, launching at Thanksgiving.