I'm just reading through Ian Karmel's cover story this week about Voodoo Donuts and strip clubs and, oh man, it's funny. Here's my favorite line, which sums up how I feel about strip clubs, too:
Getting drunk near vaginas is okay, I guess. It's a little weird that it's illegal to have alcohol and vaginas together in other parts of the country... is the cocktail of vaginas and booze too much for hard-working Midwestern penises? Wouldn't booze make the penis less functional, reducing the risk of whatever state governments are afraid might happen?
HA! Read the whole thing here.