In case you've spent all week in a reasonably-priced sensory deprivation tank and therefore don't know, tonight is the first debate between Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney and that other guy.

We're sponsoring a screening of the debate at the Back Stage Bar—doors at 5pm, debate is at 6pm.

I made these special buzzword-bingo cards for the occasion, so you can listen close and win prizes. Obama's beautiful smile is, of course, a guaranteed space.

Its a win-win.
  • It's a win-win.