Last week Ryan Murphy and the FX gang released a very teasery teaser for American Horror Story (returning Oct 17) that was... well, NOT ENOUGH. However, here's a much meatier taste that includes Adam Levine and his girlfriend unwisely trying to bone in the abandoned asylum, a riding-crop crackin' Jessica Lange, and poor lesbian reporter Sarah Paulson finding herself on the wrong side of an examination table.

That's more like it.