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1
Man, that lady worked at Arby's for 23 years and then got fired for running? Frikkin lame.
2
You forgot to follow up on the story posted yesterday where you called America backward. It turns out the woman was lying about being attacked by KKK members.
http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012/10/24/pol…
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Technically, she was fired for being alone in the store, against policy. Arby's requires at least two employees at a time to run from a knife-wielding robber.
4
If someone pulls a weapon on you at Arby's, the correct response is to throw packets of Horsey Sauce at them.
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@ Barfolomew

I didn't write Good Morning, News yesterday, but I'll have Sarah update her post. Thanks!