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Last time I made a Gary Glitter joke I got Comment of the Week. But my heart's not in it today, I'm too worried about Willard possibly becoming president. And...the rain.
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"a better job than a bunch of the white guys who had the office before he did." Yes, Denis. This statement officially makes you a paid hack. The lowest scum in journalism, which is saying something. Are you racist, by the way? Because you sure as fuck sound like it.