NAKED GIRLS! READING!—Probably the best thing that has ever been invented, Naked Girls Reading has... uh... naked girls. Reading aloud. Like a regular, boring book reading... but sexy. And not only does this installment have a horror theme, but it'll be followed by a show from local favorites Critical Hit Burlesque. EH
Star Theater, 13 NW 6th, reading at 8 pm, burlesque at 10 pm, $10-18, 21+

MURDER KITTIES!—'s Matthew Inman pretty much owns the internet, because the internet is utterly at the mercy of adorable cat comics, which just so happen one of Inman's specialties. His newest collection, How to Tell if Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You, explores the uneasy peace between humans and felines, AKA "man's adorable little serial killers." AH
Powell's City of Books, 1005 W Burnside, 7:30 pm, FREE