Democrats: Are you super-scared about voter fraud yet? Here, via Wonkette, is a bit of terrifying voter fraud porn that's circulating the internet this morning showing a voting machine that refuses to let you vote for President Obama:
It's probably just a busted touch screen, but I bet some of you are still hyperventilating!
Republicans: Are you super-scared about black people yet? Here, also via Wonkette, is a bit of scary Fox News video showing a black guy standing in front of a polling place, opening doors for people and wishing them a good morning. Terrifying footage below:
Black people holding doors open for white people? What's next—race war?