I will punch anybody in the jaw who says that TLC (The Learning Channel) isn't learning me a bunch of stuff! They learned me about two-headed sisters, they learned me about Honey Boo Boo, they learned me about little people (They actually experience emotions!! Like "love"!!), they learned me about Sarah Palin and they learned me about how many babies can come out of a vagina. (Answer? A LOT.)
Now they're learning me about Extreme Cougar Wives (Sunday, Nov 25, 10 pm), who actually have it really tough. Except for the super old ones who get free popsicles to suggestively lick. Looks like fun!