In a historic Blogtown post that reminded me why I only like four people in the entire world, my esteemed boss, Wm. Steven Humphrey, who treats all of his employees with an unsurpassed level of professionalism, dignity, and respect, demanded that all of you "make Erik Henriksen watch and review Vampire Dog."

Vampire Dog is currently sitting on my desk in DVD form—well, okay. So he's been there for like a month and a half, staring at me with his stupid upside down face. I bought the DVD on the Mercury's dime (how do you like THAT, Steve) shortly after the poll closed, and I just now realized that it's been like two months since the poll even happened—but I keep hoping that maybe if I wait long enough, I won't have to watch it. Because all of you spend all day on the internet! Your attention spans are, like, .03 seconds long! You probably don't even know what a Vampire Dog is anymore. You probably don't even remember what this post is about, even though there's a giant image of what this post is about right next to these very words.

Anyway, I guess I'm just seeing if I still have to do this. It belatedly occurs to me that now that I'm asking you to vote on this issue, perhaps I shouldn't have insulted all of you en masse in the above paragraph. Hopefully you've already forgotten that happened.