Vampire Dog is currently sitting on my desk in DVD form—well, okay. So he's been there for like a month and a half, staring at me with his stupid upside down face. I bought the DVD on the Mercury's dime (how do you like THAT, Steve) shortly after the poll closed, and I just now realized that it's been like two months since the poll even happened—but I keep hoping that maybe if I wait long enough, I won't have to watch it. Because all of you spend all day on the internet! Your attention spans are, like, .03 seconds long! You probably don't even know what a Vampire Dog is anymore. You probably don't even remember what this post is about, even though there's a giant image of what this post is about right next to these very words.
Anyway, I guess I'm just seeing if I still have to do this. It belatedly occurs to me that now that I'm asking you to vote on this issue, perhaps I shouldn't have insulted all of you en masse in the above paragraph. Hopefully you've already forgotten that happened.