VERY, VERY IMPORTANT NEWS ABOUT YOUR PORTLAND MERCURY NEWSPAPER

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1
So the new Mercury design is like Lasik for your brain's pleasure center? What's the failure rate on that?
2
WTF?
3
The Mercury's gonna stalk my girlfriend while she's washing dishes?
4
Beware
Of
Bob!
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Love it!
6
Wow, that was almost as bad as every Portlandia sketch ever, almost.
7
i nominate this for an oscar
8
Um. Maybe.. don't do that again.
9
Hah...Yeah...