They haven't even started SHOOTING Dawn of the Planet of the Apes yet, but that isn't stopping Fox's PR department from getting a little TRIGGER HAPPY. See what I did there? Yeah, I hate me too! Anyways, via Empire, here's the first image from 2014's Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, a film from the far, far future that will eventually be directed by Matt Reeves (Cloverfield, Let Me In). It shall henceforth be referred to as either Monkeys with Guns! or The Movie I Can't Wait to See Because It Is About Monkeys with Guns!

HOLD UP. I know what you're thinking—but before you put it in the comments, just ask yourself a question: Do you really want to be that guy who whines about how "monkeys aren't the same as apes"? Because (1) nobody cares, literally nobody, not even monkeys, and (2) everyone fucking hates that guy. In fact, in the far, far future (2014), when monkeys have guns, that guy will be the first against the wall.