So, lets say you're a despondent Republican who'd been lulled into a false sense of Mitt Romney's inevitability by a misplaced trust in the math wizardry of Dean Chambers, the man behind UnSkewedPolls.com. How do you come to terms with Romney's unexpectedly crushing defeat? By buying into Chambers' latest endeavor, of course: BarackOFraudo.com (love that name), a website that alleges President Obama stole the election through voter fraud in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Florida!
Just look at those four states: They're black! So you know there's gotta be a lot of fraud!
God, I wish I had no scruples, so that I could become rich and famous too.