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Facebook make a change to their privacy policies that is bound to be unpopular, and it gets announced on Thanksgiving. Coincidence?
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"Jail Bail Out: The staff and inmates at Rikers Island prison in New York have been suspended for refusing to wear an RFID tracker, as required by her school."

Nowhere in that article is anything about RFIDS discussed. Instead it's all about how Rikers Island prisoners were used as slave labor to clean the laundry of Upper-West-Siders.
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Also: "her" school doesn't make any sense in the context of that quote, but happy Thanksgiving and everything, would you people please fucking hire some editors?
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It's a little late, but...

http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/36284774417/happythanksgiving#.UK9Py9c8pJQ