Got any Thanksgiving Day/Black Friday complaints or confessions? We want to read about them on the I, Anonymous Blog—just remember to delete the names of the guilty (your drunk Aunt Wanda) and the innocent (no one is innocent). In the meantime, here's a person who doesn't like the way you buy eggs:
You people shopping who treat buying eggs like your buying your next home are fucking nuts. They are EGGS for fuck sake. Do you really have to block an entire aisle with your cart as you read the sides of all cartons like its the new release shelf???
The I, Anonymous Blog: Stop looking at eggs so long.