SL Letter of the Day: Masturbating to Dead People

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yeah, but what if i believe that there's a slim chance that i'll run into her in heaven, and in the even slimmer chance of then being able to have heaven-sex with her?

heaven: where the streets are lined with gold, where all of my dead dogs happily play together and shit rose petals, and where i can actually have sex with all the dead women i've masturbated to.....i can't fucking wait! this god-guy is the MAN!

i'll leave anna for that guy -- i'm aiming for the lovely, twenties-version of liz taylor.
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Damn! I thought this was about someone masturbating to the Walking Dead zombies.