Sam Adams Will Finally Shave Gross Mustache

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1
Why does Sarah Mirk hate cowboys so much? I feel like there's some definite unresolved childhood issues at play here.
2
"Movember" doesn't really roll off the tongue, I suggest a change of month (and location of follicles) next year with "Muttonchoptober."
3
Fuck you sarah, mustaches are okay.
4
Van Dyke-uary?
5
Or Pubetember. We can get both genders involved.
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I hope for your sakes Sam Elliot never sees this post, or he'll suddenly switch to reading Willy Week.
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Just remember this article next time you are complaining about men commenting on a woman politicians clothing, etc, Sarah.
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When I first read this I thought it said "Sarah Mirk Will Finally Shave Gross Mustache"