Police Arrest "Hipster Bandit" Who Robbed Credit Union By Bike

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1
Did he hit the pretentious name lottery, or what? Maybe he really is a hipster.
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Perhaps one day they'll crack the Hipster genome.
3
Damn...times are tough, yo!
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I'm not planning to rob any banks until I at least have a Segway to flee on.
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Bahahahahahaha...that's really I have to say. Aside from the stupid name, not dorky or pretentious looking enough to earn the hipster badge
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Hipster? He looks more like Linda Richman from Coffee Talk.
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Escaping by bike, before it becomes cool. But seriously, it's an interesting work around to the common practice of running license plates.
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I hope he used the bike lane....:)
9
Too old to be a hipster.
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He seems to have been a member of the Architectural Heritage Center in recent years, so that's at least a little hip.
11
He got caught because he was taking too long cueing up his Nilsson record to provide the proper getaway music.
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@ rich23:

ha! -- i was just listening to The Walkmen's version of his 'Pussy Cats' album. but i ain't no hipster.
13
I thought he has a striking resemblance to our very own s.mirk. Amirite?
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Sorry, ujfoyt, but I think people who write "amirite" should be "betinwifastikintilbludi."
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Do hipsters become yuppies when they reach a certain age? Has this been made into a Portlandia skit yet? Because I am totally calling dibs.