Congratulations, Hallison Phallic: The Mercury "Employee of the Year"

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Congrats, Alison. You deserve it.
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Yay for Alison! Congrats on keeping them trolls in line. And I've picked up a few good books this year, thanks to you.
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Congratzerlations, Alison!
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THIS IS BULLSHIT.
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Congrats. It's kind of like...ah, never mind what it's kinda like.
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I'm waiting for Todd to make some sort of phallus joke. Waiting breathlessly.
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She's not a Japanese robot, but other than that she seems pretty cool. VERY NICE!
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Wow, EOTY and a name drop in a rap song! Not a bad year, kiddo
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Sorry to disappoint, ujfoyt, but meet me at Steam Portland at 9 for some phallus ventriloquism.
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[COMMENT DELETED -- Lack of creativity and irrational jealousy]
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Hooray Alison!
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Michelle ain't giving up that crisper without a fight!
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Aww, that's the nicest thing you've ever written, Steve. I can't even really tell if you're being sarcastic. Alison, go ahead and show up to the next Merc meeting with you bong, rip a lung buster and ask for a fucking raise.
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I was rooting for Zielinsky, based on eyebrows alone, but congrats, Alison!
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I'm super happy for you Alison. Certainly deserved!