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1
The wife convinced me that I can avoid the flu if I stay away from floozies.
2
Hey Denis, maybe they should just put the flu vaccine in our water supply. Maybe that would be smart.
3
I should dislike that joke myself, it wasn't up to my usual standard of standardness.
4
Flu shot: checkarooni...

But that article on Tri-Met really pissed me off, especially in this respect:
It stated that every day, day in and day out, Tri-Met had a
call-in-sick rate of over 10%.
OVER TEN PERCENT.
That's over 240 people calling in every damned day.
What other buisness gets away with this shit?
5
It's a good thing that America is immunized from going through something like Syria is going through.

That government crackdown would sure suck if the government knows who's armed and if they use the FBI/NSA to find out the political ideas of every American.

Thank God we got that Tyranny Shot.
6
Did you never read the 'Clan of the Cave Bear' series? Ayla boiled water by putting hot rocks from the fire in it. So, yeah.