Because It's Never to Early to Learn About the Pleasures of Security Theater

Comments

1
The internet is a race, and you have clearly lost this race so badly that Hampsterdance has lapped you.
2
THAT'S
RACE
IST
GRAHAM
3
"Don't miss the delightful reviews"? We've had over seven years to read them! Also, protip for journalists: those are probably TSA agents, not FAA.
4
Never TOO early.



Yeah, I'm that guy.