Good Morning, News!


Since this is Portland, once they finish the new bridge they should just leave the old bridge next to the curb and hope someone takes it.
Can we get some decent copy editing up in here? I can't make heads or tails of the two drunk driver blurbs. ...and then ran off the house without an apology? ...smashing into a taxi before one hurtling onto the sidewalk...? What?
1) The Bed Bath & Beyond story is not news. It's sad sensationalism. It's definitely not a punch line for a lame ass joke disguised as journalism. 2) Hire a copy editor.
The arrest record for the guy who drove through the house and ran off is here:…

No felonies? Criminal Mischief 2, Failure to Perform the Duties of a Driver, Reckless Driving, and DUI. He was in jail for one day and then released without posting bail. Seems like things should be a bit more severe, for plowing into a house at 90 mph and then leaving a wounded person behind.