Here's a person who needs a job... let's look at his/her qualifications:
i am unemployed but not desperate. not desperate enough to work for minimum wage with every hour of every day available to do meaningless work. not desperate enough to apply for a job with an employer who will not tell me who they are or what they are willing to pay. you want references? so do i. but for some unknown, unfair reason it doesn't work like that. i feel forced to spend hours making my resume shine, only to be ignored by your h.r. staff. i have never been fired, never been written up even, and you probably don't plan to treat me like a human. i hate my future job in advance.
Say no more... YOU'RE HIRED!! And now that you're gainfully employed, be sure to drop even more cruel rants and confessions directed at your employers into the I, Anonymous Blog—where we put complainers to work!