Are You Christian, Attractive, and Semi-Literate? Then Do We Have the "Audtion" for YOU!

Comments

1
This is right up my alley. I'm so good looking that Jesus himself would take a dump on my chest.
2
something about priests, casting couches and child actors.
3
It's like Scientology, only without the sane person they hire to greet you so you won't get scared away.
4
Wasn't there something in the Bible about no other idols?
5
I hope this is part of the plan to boost local film production in PDX that Daniel Baldwin yapped about when he moved to the area.