Deer Antler Bicycle Handlebars: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?

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1
I cannot strongly condemn these enough. Putting sharp spikey things on a device designed to go 20+ MPH is a clear and present safety hazard. THESE WILL HURT SOMEONE. This designer should be ashamed of themselves because they are a bad (most likely incompetent) designer and shouldn't be allowed near tools or a computer ever again.
2
How "2010" is this whole taxidermy motif going to seem ten years from now? I'll bet this designer sees a lot of deer in Brooklyn.
3
TRACHEOTOMY WAITING TO HAPPEN.
4
Holy shit. I thought for sure that they were made of some kind of rubber, or something, and that maybe even the points were flexible and foamy, but, no, they're real antlers. And it says "for a very comfortable ride" to boot.

Dumbasses.

On the bright side, anyone who gets impaled by these things stands to receive quite a nice payday, should they survive -- it's a good bet that any boob who rides around with these things is, along with being extremely stupid, extremely rich.
5
Actually, i saw some dude on a motorcycle not too long ago with a similar setup -- motherfucker should be arrested for attempted manslaughter the second he starts that thing up.

I hate people.
6
I forsee Darwinism at its' finest.
7
Questionable, but the stag-testicle-leather seat is SO SOFT!!!!!
8
Gives the phrase "locking horns with traffic" a new meaning.

(Of course you've never heard that phrase...UNTIL NOW!)
9
I want penis handlebars.
10
I have no problem with the spikes. How often do people actually get hit with handlebars??

But I'd be much more likely to "allow it" if they were man-made because ... animal rights and stuff. But also because I'd prefer they be more symmetrical if they were on my bike.
11
If it gives a hipster a vasectomy I am all for it