Judge the Mercury Office Valentine Cookie Contest!

Comments

1
NO JOKE: THIS WAS THE HARDEST MERCURY POLL DECISION I HAVE EVER MADE.
2
Whoever did 'Obligatory' is clearly the best employee in the office, as it seems that they would rather be doing actual work while at work instead of being peer-pressured into drawing cocks on cookies. That person deserves a raise.
3
Gee, I wonder which one Erik did...
4
I don't understand how the Titty Cum Shot and Diarrhea cookies didn't make the cut. What the hell's wrong with you people?
5
I refuse to vote unless Titty Cum Shot is put on the ballot.
6
I too like the one with jizzy boobs
7
Jizz boobs FTW.