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Hey thanks for all these stories of hell, suffering, and loss! Good morning!!
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Could you imagine if that meteorite happened in the United States? Alex Jones's head would explode.

Regarding Hagel and the Republicans:

Sen. Reid says, “This isn’t high school, getting ready for a football game or some play that’s being produced at high school. This is — we’re trying to confirm somebody to run the defense of our country, the military of our country,”

Yes, let’s put someone in power who can effectively run the war machine and continue killing women and children needlessly.

Damn the Republicans for standing in the way. We should be killing more women and children with drone strikes and night raids – that’s what is important, National Security, Defense.
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You know Russia hasn't been "Soviet" for over 20 years, right?
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@guspasho: In fact, technically speaking, it wasn't ever! Maybe the Russian Soviet Socialist Republic was as close as it got. But I like to call it Soviet Russia anyway.
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BOOYAH FACTS!
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BLAH BLAH BLAH OBLIGATORY SMIRNOFF JOKE.