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Or at least one of the truest things. From this week's "Portland as Fuck" by Ian Karmel:

The people stomping around and claiming that homosexuality is wrong because it says it's wrong in the Bible are the religious equivalent of those Japanese soldiers on remote Pacific islands who never found out that World War II was over. Here's what the Bible should have said: "It super bums out God if you butt fuck, so don't butt fuck, but if there are ever so many people on the planet that there are TWO Gallaghers, please feel free to butt fuck without remorse."

True that! READ ALL OF IT HERE.