Here's Your Real World: Portland Trailer!

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BLECH
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Watched the whole thing and now I'm super pumped to go shower off the grime.
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wtf?
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Finally, Portland is over!
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Damn, REAL WORLD: PORTLAND is apparently more violent than GRIMM!
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Wait, where was Carrie Brownstein? I didn't see her in the trailer.
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I have cancer now.
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Thank god they don't showcase anything good about Portland.

I still hope this doesn't end with 4 or 5 assholes moving here because they think Portland is whatever that was.
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At least they had the good sense to confine it to the Pearl or a sound stage somewhere.
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Also, did anyone watch the Onion's stab a mock, Real World-esc web series called "Sex House"? It's like Real World meets Saw, and it's ah-mazing.
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No males with long sleeve flannel and facial hair and no females with scarves, glasses and miniskirts over leggings. Portland, I think we'll survive intact.
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This looks super dark! I'm more just confused than anything. Do people still watch this show?
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Whoa! My co-workers and I are soooo wanting this not to air. We just watched this and all feel sick now, wtf MTV.
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This seems like a fairly accurate portrayal of life in Portland, can't wait to watch it!
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At least this show should up the VARIETY of assholes we get moving to Portland... Right?
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serious. wtf. get out of my town and don't ever come back. fucking douchebags.
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I remember you fucks all throughout the Summer. You bastards were ALWAYS at DIRTY and Splash Bar. I pedicabbed you and you didn't give me any money. I mocked the living hell out of you and your camera crew and your tag-along followers who were only there to be on MTV. I was one of the folks who told your producers and crew "NO!" when you wanted to shoot an episode with Zoobomb.

I will however give you this: Good job on showcasing the 2 lamest bars in Portland that REAL Portlanders do not frequent - DIRTY and SPLASH BAR.
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"Things are changing around here"...