The 15 Commandments (of Twitter)

Comments

1
Agreeing with all. I see "said no one, ever" on facebook far more often than twitter, though.

"That moment when" can also go straight to hell. As in "That moment when you realize that your posts beginning with "that moment when" are always trite observations filtered through a passive-aggressive complaint like this one."
2
Transgression: Only tweeting 308 times in 17 months. Terrible-points: At least the numerical equivalent of pi. #wmstevenhumphrey #notreallytrying
4
Was this posted just to poke fun at kiala? Come on William. You don't have to be so passive aggressive.