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I'm guessing that's the last time IKEA will buy meat sold under the brand name "Odds-On Flavorite."
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The Onion's tweet was obviously not intended as an attack on Quvenzhané Wallis, and was obviously a parody of celebrity gossipmongering and the public's bottomless appetite for it. The Onion should've taken the high road and ignored the controversy. Americans' memories are about as short as their appreciation of parody, and everyone would have forgotten about it by, oh, probably right about now.
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Stop horsing around Todd
regards
Princess Anne
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Nag, nag, nag.