Some Assholes Just Fired at a Bicyclist in a "Drive-By Paintball Shooting"

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I am confused was that aforementioned person in the office saying good about someone almost being seriously injured? If so, that presumably extremely grumpy person should pull their head out of their ass. If I read that wrong I will proceed to remove my own head from my hindquarters.
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It was Humphrey wasn't it?
3
Someone's been watching too many tough-guy movies, and needs a time-out.
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NO IT WASN'T ME. God, you guys.
5
It was Sarah's replacement, the evil anti-Smirk.
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I wasn't implying it was Steve. Who over there watches a lot of movies? HmMMMmmm.
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Nega-Smirk would totally drive a Honda Civic.
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Of course, it could've been one of the women. I'm not sexist. Also, Denis, don't be a tattle-tale. No cookies for anyone tomorrow.
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why is the cyclist a 'sad sack'?

and why the fuck didn't he get a license plate #?!?!?!
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Does Blabby work for The Mercury?
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"...white males in their late teens or early 20s."

NO FUCKING WAY.
12
This clearly shows that we're not teaching the youth of today proper marksmanship.
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Mutherfukin' BIKES, y'all!!1! 1