What Would You Do With Google's New Face Computer?

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"OK, Glass, distract me just enough that I crash into that telephone pole."

"Glass, superimpose the face of John Malkovich on every person or animal that I encounter."

"Glash, fineme a, fineme, wish wayta myaparmen? Waiwai, filmme vomitinGLAUSHAYOUGEHTINTHIS?GLAUUUUH!"
2
Porn. Just constant streaming pornography.
3
There was no glass action in half of those shots! I don't get it. So I can play ping pong while wearing my Google glasses? Big deal. I can do that with my Ralph Lauren glasses, too.
4
The spike in POV porn production is going to be insane once this hits the general market.
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MonkeyBeat, you seem to have forgotten one key thing: no one will have sex with someone wearing Google Glasses. The chances are, somehow, even smaller if that person insists on correcting everyone by saying, "No, it's Google *Glass*!"
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THESE WILL ONLY BE USED TO WATCH PORN IN PUBLIC. PROMOTIONAL MATERIALS ASIDE, THEY HAVE NO OTHER UTILITY.
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If I had Glass, I'd pray over it/them to drive out the devils.