If you drive on a bike boulevard and a) tailgate the hell out of cyclists* while practically giving off audible psychic waves of frustration and rage (this is extra "fun" for cyclists while they're chugging up steep hills, like the ones going east on Clinton Street) or b) do that thing where drivers make a big show of swerving waaaaay out into the other side of the street to get around cyclists, thus endangering anyone coming the opposite way...why? Why do you do this?
WHY?? WHY?? WHY ARE YOU EVEN DRIVING ON THIS PAVED STREET?? WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN A CAR??? WHHYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE??? (Do you have a rant or confession? Submit it to the I, Anonymous Blog—where WHYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE????)