Good news from ABC's Nightline, everybody.
Portland police are hard at work tracking down your stolen goods on Craigslist. They're also maybe our city's greatest collective of MC Hammer fans. Just a ragtag bunch of misfit cops, ferreting out fenced goods and jittering side to side in
baggy parachute pants.
We apologize for not telling this story years ago.
Thanks, Alex, for the tip.