Meanwhile over on the I, Anonymous rant blog, this are getting umm.... scientific. And moderately sexual. Put in wordy yet somewhat ambiguous terms that you can understand:
The sound of this dirty south is luminous, and the brilliance behind the feel, just might cause euphoria... If the specimen has balls, please higher the downward motion, so you don’t get punched in the face.
Unravel that mystery, along with other tales of revenge, TMI disclosures, and hate spews on the I, Anonymous blog (protip: don't skip the comments). While you're there, perhaps you have something to tell us? HMMMM???