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Wesley Snipes got out of prison today. He made some movies about hunting vampires once. I suppose he might try to make some more movies like that again. I don't know. He's kind of a fucking shithead.

Wesley went into prison back in 2010 for tax fraud. He served around 90% of his sentence, unlike the 30 days with time served done by almost every other Hollywood star convicted of anything less than First-Degree Murder. He will remain on house arrest until July 19th, after which point I'm sure he will resume ice-skating uphill like a motherfucker.