Tonight and tomorrow night, Jon Lovitz is at Helium! Jon Lovitz! Lovitz has cracked me up ever since SNL; chances are excellent that he'll be fantastic this weekend. (And, ah, he also might discuss his taxes. Fun!) Hey, let's you and me take a few moments to watch some stuff!

So, want to win tickets to see Lovitz's standup? Yeah? Good, because I've got a pair to give away to either the 10 pm show tonight or the 10 pm show tomorrow night—your choice!—and I probably won't lie and say I gave them away while actually keeping them for myself. Probably! If you want to enter to win, email me no later than noon today (Friday, April 12), make sure your subject line is "Energizer," and tell me which 10 pm show you want to go to, tonight or tomorrow. At noon, I'll pick a winner at random and email them back! WILL IT BE YOU?