I never question the worthiness of the I, Anonymous Blog—it's a great place to blow off steam and serves as a troll trap to keep horrible commenters away from the rest of the world—DAMN IT! Did I just say that out loud? Anyway, while I get a kick out of most of the I, A submissions... sometimes, you guys. Sometimes....
You culinary students of Portland. Why do you wear your class uniform on your way to and from your "school"?
You look like a fucking clown.
Before you write a submission like the one above, stop and ask yourself—is this really necessary, or does it make me look like an insanely petty dick? In fact, do that before you do anything in life. And then go right ahead and drop your rant and/or confession in the I, Anonymous Blog—where the only thing making you look like a clown, is you.