GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Oh babe don't pretend that your girls love is as good as mine. If it was you wouldn't be calling me all the time. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

No vote from the Supremes on gay marriage today... check back in Thursday!

Feds raid 14 7-11 stores in Virginia and Long Island accusing owners of harboring and hiring immigrants who are in the country illegally and paying them with forged Social Security numbers.

Apple says they have received thousands of requests from the government to peep inside their customers files. OH NO! THEY'LL DISCOVER MY SECRET DEBBIE GIBSON PLAYLIST!! (Only in their dreams, amirite? That's a Debbie Gibson joke.)

According to Senate Intelligence Committee Chairwoman Dianne Feinstein, the NSA will soon be releasing information about aaaaallllll the terrorist plots it has foiled since spying on everybody. Like that one time? When one guy was thinking about blowing something up? Yeah. They foiled that.

NSA leaker Edward Snowden is giving a Q&A live-chat on the Guardian site... like now.

One of the topics in this year's G8 summit has world leaders trying to convince Russia they're being a dick for backing Syria.

Speaking of trying to convince someone to stop being a dick, the Supreme Court strikes down Arizona's "proof of citizenship" law that would stop citizens from registering to vote. You're still dicks, Arizona!

Anti-government clashes continue to escalate in Turkey as a thousand union workers battle police with water cannons.

Syrian prez Assad says Europe will pay big time if they join America in arming the rebels, inferring they will become victims of terrorist attacks. Yeah, maybe, but from who?

Kanye and Kim Kardashian have their baby girl, which I suppose we're supposed to be excited about or something.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Mostly sunny today with possible showers in the afternoon and through the week—but another gorgeous weekend lies ahead.

And finally, when asked to opine on what we can do as a country to foster gender equality, Miss Utah USA gives a... a... well, a rather confusing answer. (Note to women: You do NOT want her speaking for you.)