WHITE HOUSE DOWN It's better than you expect!
THE HEAT It's worse than you expect!
HOW TO MAKE MONEY SELLING DRUGS Huh. I just realized that this review makes Dirk sound like he really wants to start selling drugs.
PETESFEST I have never seen The Adventures of Pete and Pete, because my family wasn't one of those rich families that had "cable"—and even if we had, me and my sister were only allowed to watch stupid "nature shows." (This may have been related to my mom having a HUGE crush on Marty Stouffer.) But apparently the rest of you like these Petes quite a bit! I'm holding out for StoufferFest.
AIN'T IN IT FOR MY HEALTH: A FILM ABOUT LEVON HELM It's worse than Ned expected!