SCIENCE!—When's the last time you heard tales live from the lips of an actual space wrangler, a genuine NASA astronaut who's spent the equivalent of more than a year in space? That's what I thought. NEVER. Don Pettit just finished a tour aboard the International Space Station, and now he'll be at OMSI's Science Pub. DCT
Bagdad Theater, 3702 SE Hawthorne, 7 pm, $5

BEDKNOBBIN'—Before she was a singing teapot, before she was solving murders for the warm-milk and Metamucil set as Jessica Fletcher, Angela Lansbury was a saucy witch in Bedknobs and Broomsticks, a 1971 Disney classic that (if I may indulge in some cinematic blasphemy) is in every way better than Mary Poppins. BR
Academy Theater, 7818 SE Stark, see Film Times, $3-4