Don't you groan! Don't you DARE groan! New Girl—as adorkable as it is—has the BEST ensemble cast on television, and anyone who says differently gets a tonsil massage with my tongue! (I figure that's more threatening than a "sock in the jaw".) Anyway... the first season of New Girl is now on Netflix! Proof from Variety:

Season 1 episodes of the Fox laffer will become available Monday to Netflix’s U.S. streaming subscribers, with subsequent seasons coming to the season following their broadcast run.

GODDAMMIT, VARIETY! Why did you have to call it a "Fox laffer"? I'm trying to establish trust in the notion that New Girl is actually a very funny and good show. OH FREAKING FORGET IT!!! I'm through trying!!

Watch New Girl on Netflix.