Everybody have a good Fourth of July? NOT THIS GUY!

It's 7:30 in the morning on July 5th. Why are you shooting off fireworks? It's daytime. It's the 5th. It's 7:30 in the fucking morning.

Let's see how he feels about it when they're still shooting off fireworks on July 12th! In the meantime, do you have a rant or confession you'd like to share with America? BOOM! Light it up in the I, Anonymous Blog—where your peevish, passive-aggressive anonymity is a god-given right.