Erik Henriksen's Worst. Night. Ever.

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If Willard Hewitt can be taught how to dance...
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The first one would allow him to show off his Tevas to a crowd that would appreciate them, and the dancing thing sounds perfect for a classic Henriksen "sit'n'observe." LDS MIXER IT IS.
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Does he HAVE to dance at the dance festival? This is very important to my decision-making.
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I vote for something that sounds mildly uncomfortable but then he goes and actually has a decent time and his writeup is boring as all hell with no interesting stories. That one.
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LDS Mixer (LSD Mixer?). Where else is he going to meet his next five wives?
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I was dragged to Bushwackers recently to see some country dancing, and surprise: it was a great time. As opposed to a crowd of self-conscious hipsters standing around the Doug Fir basement, this scene was full of positive, fun energy. There must have been 200 people. By the end I wanted to learn how to to two-step.

The only weird part was when the dj played the national anthem.
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Poor guy. I grew up in Sandy, Oregon, and had lots of exposure to LSD culture.
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send him to camp cascadia. he needs the life experience.
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What part of Portland *won't* be passing around a joint? I can't even walk down the fucking street without getting a contact high.
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There is no federal mandate to cover open reservoirs from a protected watershed. Proof of this fact is that New York City and Rochester, NY, are on track to getting a permanent waiver from the rule by 2016.

But here in Portland, politicians have never even asked EPA for a waiver!

Now they think they can trick us with excuses and scare tactics to keep funneling hundreds of millions of dollars in tax money to developers and fast-track this unnecessary project.

Attention reporters: Mayor Hales of HDR Engineering is *being disingenuous*. Follow the money: Where is it coming from during a supposed budget crisis? And hhmmmm, where is it going??

Attention readers: unless you want to drink chemically-treated water from the Willamette instead of pure water from the source at Bull Run-- and pay 50% higher water rates for the privilege-- go to http://bullrunwaiver.org/ to find out what's really going on.
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Oh lord. Look at that comment. That is EXACTLY the kind of thing Erik should go and learn more about. I look forward with glee to his vitriol laden invective (shut up, he writes real good some times).